Hilarious, NPR-imagined textual exchange between the newly romantic Superman and Wonder Woman
OKAY SINCE YOU ARE NOT ANSWERING MY QUESTION WE’LL DO IT THIS WAY. HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS LOOKING FOR THE MOUTHWASH? ARE YOU X-RAY VISION-ING ME? IN THE BATHROOM? SERIOUSLY?
See the entire sequence here:
For what it’s worth, I never did like that juvenile Superman dude. But I’ve never had the guts to tell him to his face.