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Hilarious, NPR-imagined textual exchange between the newly romantic Superman and Wonder Woman

OKAY SINCE YOU ARE NOT ANSWERING MY QUESTION WE’LL DO IT THIS WAY. HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS LOOKING FOR THE MOUTHWASH? ARE YOU X-RAY VISION-ING ME? IN THE BATHROOM? SERIOUSLY?

See the entire sequence here:

IM, IM, IM Superman: Morning-After Texts Between Superman, Wonder Woman

For what it’s worth, I never did like that juvenile Superman dude. But I’ve never had the guts to tell him to his face.