Building The Perfect Beast

Reading, Writing, Wanderlust, and Commentary

The point is that you don’t let fear invade your psyche. Because then you might as well be dead.

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There is so much in this story that is so very good. I wish I’d paid more attention to Ephron when she was alive, but, as is often the case, I tend to make my best literary discoveries after, sometimes well after, a really great writer has passed.

Ephron appears to be one of the ones I missed. But I won’t be missing her anymore.

When Max said, “Mom, I’m going to miss you so much,” she said: “Miss me? Well, I’m not dead yet.”

For most of the next three days, before she entered a coma and died, she was sort of herself, asking for the papers and doing the crossword. On Sunday, one of the nurses arrived to give her medication and innocently asked if she was planning on writing about what was happening to her. My mother simply said, “No.”

I took this more or less at face value until after her death, as plans moved forward with her play “Lucky Guy,” and it occurred to me that part of what she was trying to do by writing about someone else’s death was to understand her own.

Nora Ephron’s Final Act | Via NYTimes.com

And for the record, Jacob Bernstein, Nora Ephron’s son, appears to be one heck of a writer himself.

Written by Jeffery Battersby

March 10th, 2013 at 11:18 am

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15 Artifacts, But No Rose

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It’s just like if you go to Cooperstown right now, there’s 15 of my artifacts in the Hall of Fame. You walk in the commissioner’s office, in New York, [and] they got a board with hits, games, at-bats. My name’s at the top of all of them.

I didn’t cheat to get all those records. You know, like a lot of guys are doing the last 10 years. I didn’t cheat at all. I [messed] up, but I didn’t cheat. I didn’t cheat the game.

What I did, it was wrong, but what I did is a little bit like the jockey on No. 2 in the Kentucky Derby betting on his own horse. Not betting on No. 1; betting on No. 2. [He's] going to do everything in his power to try to win that race. That’s all I did every night as a manager — I tried to win to win every frickin’ game.

I know, I know. He gambled on baseball when he was managing the Reds. May even have bet on some of the games he was coaching. (OK, he did bet on his team, but he bet to win. TO WIN!!) I’m sorry… he belongs in the Hall of Fame.

It’s not a shrine, it’s a museum. I don’t care that he bet on baseball. I don’t care that he bet on the Reds. I’d rather see Rose in the Hall than A-rod. Rose deserves to be there, and long before they put him into some old pine box.

Pete Rose: A Living Legend, Off The Record | Via NPRNews

Written by Jeffery Battersby

March 1st, 2013 at 12:44 am

Can You Believe That After This My Taxes STILL Aren’t Done?

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As of this morning I have six new reviews up at Macworld.com, all of which are for tax programs.

You will find a brief overview and links to all the reviews here: Review roundup: Tax software for iOS and Mac. Or, if you prefer, you will find individual reviews for each program at the following links.

TurboTax 2012

H&R Block At Home 2012 

TurboTax 2012 for iPad

H&R Block At Home for iPad

TurboTax 2012 for iPhone or iPod touch

H&R Block At Home for iPhone or iPod touch

And now… time to finish my taxes.

Written by Jeffery Battersby

February 28th, 2013 at 8:57 am

Daring Fireball: When All You Have Is an ‘Apple Is Doomed Without Steve Jobs’ Hammer, Everything Looks Like a Nail

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The usual delicious goodness from John Gruber.

When All You Have Is an ‘Apple Is Doomed Without Steve Jobs’ Hammer, Everything Looks Like a Nail

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February 27th, 2013 at 12:01 pm

Former Air Force Recruit Speaks Out About Rape by Her Sergeant at Lackland

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Crazy, heartbreaking, and anger-inducing:

After the April 2011 attack, Ms. Messick completed basic training, following orders from the instructor for nearly a month more. Afraid of the consequences, she did not tell anyone what he had done. “How am I supposed to go about reporting something,” asked Ms. Messick, “when the person I’m supposed to report to is the person who raped me?”

And…

While more than 3,000 sexual assault cases were reported in 2011 throughout the military services, Leon E. Panetta, the departing defense secretary, has said the real figure could be as high as 19,000. The Defense Department has found that about one in three military women has been sexually assaulted, a rate twice as high as that among civilians.

“It’s no mystery why they don’t come forward,” said Laurie Leitch, a psychologist who deals with assault cases in the military. “It is like going to your boss to report that you have been sexually assaulted. How realistic is that?”

19,000 cases? Are you kidding me? Seems entirely obvious that there should be some means of reporting these kinds of incidents that is outside the chain of command.

How can you protect the country when you can’t provide basic protection to those who are under your care and supervision?

The upside, if you can call it that, is that Ms. Messnick’s rapist is going to spend 20 years in the clink. But that, unfortunately, is a very small consolation. 

Former Air Force Recruit Speaks Out About Rape by Her Sergeant at Lackland | Via NYTimes.com

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February 27th, 2013 at 11:16 am

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The Making of Pulp Fiction: Quentin Tarantino’s and the Cast’s Retelling

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I am not a huge Tarantino fan, but I have to say that, so far, this is crazy interesting reading…

It began with calls where he was just reading pages to me,’ she continues. Then came more urgent calls, asking her to join him for midnight dinners. Chen always had to pick him up, since he couldn’t drive as a result of unpaid parking tickets. She knew Tarantino was a ‘mad genius.’ He has said that his first drafts look like ‘the diaries of a madman,’ but Chen says they’re even worse. ‘His handwriting is atrocious. He’s a functional illiterate. I was averaging about 9,000 grammatical errors per page. After I would correct them, he would try to put back the errors, because he liked them.

The Making of Pulp Fiction: Quentin Tarantino’s and the Cast’s Retelling | via Vanity Fair, via DaringFireball

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February 26th, 2013 at 6:41 pm

Required Reading

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 I agree. I wholeheartedly agree… 

It wasn’t indignation over the decision to dilute the whiskey or even anger, really, I felt. Rather, it was sadness. Another layer on our ever-thickening patina of loss. True, Americans have experienced great gains in recent decades in fields such as medicine, technology, and publishing. But we have suffered a concomitant erosion of our greatness. Heroes once idolized have been exposed as flawed — sometimes deeply flawed — humans; OJ Simpson, Lance Armstrong, Joe Paterno, John F. Kennedy, Michael Vick. Endless obstructionist caviling among our politicians have led many to despair that we will ever be better off than our parents.

Rowley’s Whiskey Forge: The Wu of Maker’s Mark | via DaringFireball

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February 25th, 2013 at 11:12 pm